Open for discussion.

So, I'm sitting in my apartment, just relaxing, when all of
a sudden I hear a loud, obnoxious knocking on the door. I open the
door and in walks the maintenance man. He is wearing a flannel shirt,
he's somewhat tall, and very muscular. He walks over to me and hands
me a paper. I start to let my eyes wonder to the paper, until I looked
at his hands. Something terrible and awful caught my eye and I couldn't
stop thinking about it after he left.
The man had longer fingernails the Cher. Not only were they long,
they were gray and filthy. WHY on Earth do men grow out their fingernails?
It's just so damn freaky! How in the world am I supposed to take a man
seriously when it looks like him and Wolverine go to the same manicurist?
Not only is it hilarious, but it is so scary. I don't want to be reminded
of Freddy Kruger every time I go to math class and sit by this boy
that had 2 inch long nails. I could not even focus because I was too engrossed
with hearing the rythym of Freddy Jr. tapping his nails on the desk.
When men grow out their nails it makes me rather uncomfortable.
So, please respect and cut those freaky things off!!! Refrain, you males,
from growing claws like a beast. I won't have to be in fear of you if you clip them!