Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Monica Hunt.
Comm. 110.

Pet Peeve Speech Introduction.

*Visual/clothing: wear bright yellow. Have Beetlejuice picture.*
*Item: yellow foods.*

"BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE!"
As a young brussel sprout, whippersnapper of a child, I encountered a terrifying monster that could wreck havoc on today's society. That havoc is known as the color... yellow!!! For years this color has haunted my mind, causing me not to eat, wear, or touch any yellow items. I have, since then matured now and can only not eat yellow items. Having this fear is ridiculous, but it's a terrifying experience and causes me great anxiety when I see it. This freakish fear began when my mother thought it would be humourous to inquire that if I didn't brush my teeth, they would look like Beetlejuice teeth. I began to brush my teeth routinely and the fear then developed to giving up foods I thought would turn my teeth yellow. I ended up thinking the dye would cause great decay in my teeth. Most people see this fear as incredibly idiotic and freakish, well, it is! Last time I even attempted to eat yellow, I threw up. So, let's just say, it's not worth getting over this fear. I'll take you on a trip inside my mind to try to understand this outrageous fear of the color yellow. Well, looking at that yellow, I'll try to stay mellow and explain my hear, hopefully not throwing up on that fellow.



Quote:"BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE!"
Mystery Topic: "I encountered a terrifying monster that could wreck havoc on today's society."

Attention:
Interesting facts: "Last time I even attempted to eat yellow, I threw up.."

Revelance: "Most people see this fear as incredibly idiotic and freakish, well, it is!"

Credibility: "This freakish fear began when my mother thought it would be humourous to inquire that if I didn't brush my teeth, they would look like Beetlejuice teeth. I began to brush my teeth routinely and the fear then developed to giving up foods I thought would turn my teeth yellow. I ended up thinking the dye would cause great decay in my teeth."

Thesis: "I'll take you on a trip inside my mind to try to understand this outrageous fear of the color yellow."

Preview: "Well, looking at that yellow, I'll try to stay mellow and explain my hear, hopefully not throwing up on that fellow."